Amy’s—How To Know If You Are A Music Snob–Exam
The doctor is in the houuuuusssse…………. So are you? Are you a music snob? —-Huh. What’s that? Well—let me tell you. Today may be your day of discovery. I have a small test I want you to take below……it’s based on a point system. So add up the points…and find your “Snob” number.
So Here it Goes…….
1. You can’t appreciate the effort and hours of practice put into this concert—and will maintain a high level of irritation for the rest of your week because you watched this ………if I described you…you get to add….. +10
2. You would never even think of shouting a quiet, “woop, woop” instead of a “Bravo. Encore” after a concert—even if it’s a pop concert……..+5
3. Accapella concert choir irritates you……….+3
4. You are insulted by this T-shirt and wouldn’t dream of wearing it….but would give it as an unexpected gift to a friend who you thought was one…….+4
5. You believe that the Mario Brothers Theme song shouldn’t be symphonic concert music……+15
6. Your friends would consider you the “Frazier Crane” of Music Theory. You are very willing to give 8 hour lectures explaining the history of the dotted half rest……….even if it’s for a party of…….shall we say “1″ ……+20
7. You believe that the world will finally understand your “genius” once you get that interview on NPR…… +10
8. You are writing a book titled, “The Death of Einstein and the Theory of Musical Relativity”……. +50
9. Your concert attire is always purchased at Saks Fifth Avenue……….+20
Check your results: Drum Roll please……..
1-10 —–You are not a music snob. You have a sweet tolerance for all things music—not a snob.
11-20——You are in between…….more like taking a luke warm shower on a hot summer day.
21–Infinity—You are the “Frazier Crane” of music, the Ultimate music snob……Your reward is a pat on the back … and a Twinkie.
